Now you know he’s taking this thing seriously and you can probably stop calling it dating and start using the word relationship.Don’t call him everyday – It may from time to time seem as though the male half of the population hasn’t fully grasped the concept of staying in touch but trust me we know how to call you when you haven’t called us. But exactly how do you find out without asking him outright and getting a look like you’ve just asked him to marry you?

A kiss on your doorstep is enough to reassure us that you are interested but if you invite us in for the night we will start to wonder if this happens to every guy you date.

This is a bit of a subconscious thing with men, and although we think we want to spend the night at your place after a first date, in the cold light of the morning after we will be relieved that it didn’t happen.

If you find yourself dumped, you have no excuse for crying into your hands….those hands should be busy!

, the idiotic belief that men and women can be friends has been propagated right into the mainstream.

Women and men in this country will believe that you want nothing more than friendship just because you say so. People will talk all kinds of nonsense about how it's impossible to get out of the "friend zone," but don't listen to them.

I know the secret escape tunnel out of the "friend zone." It goes right through France, and their favorite method of kissing.

Here are a few tips to get you moving in the right direction.

Never empty your glass – You might be shaking like a leaf and nothing would settle your nerves more than to knock back the glass of wine on your table, but trust me, it’s not worth it.

Yes, literally, with a white gown and etiquette lessons and everything.